Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Julian Marsh, a charming but perpetually unemployed director, snags a gig helming a wildly unconventional *Hamlet*. He casts his best friend and his ex-girlfriend, only to stumble into a two-millennia-old conspiracy. The play, it turns out, wasn't Shakespeare's at all, but the work of Theo Horace, a master vampire. The production is a secret code pointing to the Holy Grail, which Julian must retrieve to break a vampiric curse—if only immortality weren't such a damn good time.