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S02E03 The Policeman Cometh

The scene picks up right after the last episode, with the airmen trapped inside a cow narrowly avoiding capture by a German patrol while they wait for their plane to land. To their dismay, the aircraft doesn't touch down but instead drops two parachutes—one containing a new escape package and the other with Officer Crabtree, who has come from "British Ontelligence Headquitters." Disguised as a policeman, he aims to fit in, but his atrocious French leads to frequent mistakes with the vowels. Meanwhile, René's scheme to sabotage the non-painting-filled knockwurst heading to Hitler has run into trouble; he struggles to find someone willing to blow up the train.