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Two and a Half Men

S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

2003-10-13

When Charlie's housekeeper quits in frustration over Alan's endless grievances, Charlie finds himself struggling to cope without her. In a bid to win her back, Alan pulls out all the stops to charm her. At the same time, Rose turns to Charlie for guidance on her dating life, seeking his insights on romance.

Season 1 Episodes

1
Pilot
2003-09-22
 2
Big Flappy Bastards
2003-09-29
 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
2003-10-06
 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
2003-10-13
 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
2003-10-20
 6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
2003-10-27
 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
2003-11-03
 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
2003-11-10
 9
Phase One, Complete
2003-11-17
 10
Merry Thanksgiving
2003-11-24
 11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
2003-12-15
 12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
2004-01-05
 13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
2004-01-12
 14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
2004-02-02
 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
2004-02-09
 16
That Was Saliva, Alan
2004-02-16
 17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
2004-02-23
 18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
2004-03-01
 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
2004-03-22
 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
2004-04-19
 21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
2004-05-03
 22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
2004-05-10
 23
Just Like Buffalo
2004-05-17
 24
Can You Feel My Finger?
2004-05-24