The Phil Silvers Show
S02E09 A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
Tired of constantly being outsmarted by Bilko, Mess Sgt. Ritzik decides to leave the army, having stashed away $400 to start his own snack bar. In response, Bilko hatches a scheme to return all the money he has won from Ritzik, hoping to prevent his departure and keep their rivalry alive.
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Platoon in the Movies
It's For The Birds
Bilko Goes To College
The Girl From Italy
The Face On The Recruiting Poster
Bilko's War Against Culture
The Song Of The Motor Pool
Bilko's Engagement
A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
Doberman's Sister
Where There's A Will
Bilko's Tax Trouble
Mink Incorporated
Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
Bilko Gets Some Sleep
The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
Love That Guardhouse
Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
Bilko Goes To Monte Carlo
Bilko Enters Politics
Bilko's Television Idea
The Son Of Bilko
Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
Bilko's Black Magic
Bilko Goes South
Bilko Goes Around The World
The Mess Hall Mess
The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
Bilko the Marriage Broker
Bilko Acres
The Big Scandal
Bilko's Perfect Day
The Colonel Breaks Par
Show Segments
His Highness Doberman