Soft Border Patrol

S01E02 The Eyes of the World

The SBP is on high alert, prepared to tackle any issues that arise at the border. Their tasks range from determining whether a discarded fish belongs to the Free State or is the Queen's property, to the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee's efforts to unify Ulster's nine counties and even recognizing animals by their accents. Additionally, they handle a situation with a hen party where one member from Greece is without her passport, alongside a report of a tourist from abroad caught urinating in a bush.