Gen V

S01E05 Welcome to the Monster Club

Last night, The Incredible Steve was at an off-campus party and somehow misplaced his penis. Desperate to retrieve it, his family is willing to offer a $10,000 REWARD for its safe return, no questions will be asked. If you have any information, please reach out to the Godolkin Daily Classifieds Office or the Lost-and-Found Desk located at the Godolkin Student Union.